Recreate the reference video [Video 1] shot for shot: the same beige tiled bathroom with the window and the wall shower, the pink bucket with white paw prints and the white plastic dipper, then the bathroom doorway and the warm bedroom with the wooden bed and the beige quilt, the same fixed camera, cuts, timing and moves. The ONLY change: the cat that stands upright is now the person in [Image 1], a real grown adult, fully dressed in their own clothes from [Image 1].
Use [Video 1] to guide the upright pose, dipper handling, sideways lean and comic timing. Follow the bathroom action, keeping the pink bucket and the white dipper consistent. The humor comes from performing the bath routine while leaning away from the splash. Avoid identity blending, extra limbs and abrupt prop changes. Use [Image 1] as the sole identity reference for the person.
The person = the person in [Image 1], in EVERY frame: copy the exact face from [Image 1]: face shape, eye color and eye shape, eyebrows, nose, mouth, skin tone, age, hair color, hair length and hairstyle, and any beard, moustache, glasses or freckles, exactly as in the photo, so their friends recognize them at once. A HUMAN head and a human body: never a cat head, no cat ears, no fur, no whiskers, no tail. They keep their own clothes from [Image 1] on in every frame and never undress. The same real person from the first second to the last, also in the doorway close-up and seen from behind in the bedroom: never morph, never drift back to the cat of [Video 1]. If [Image 1] shows an animal, it stays that animal standing upright, with its own face, fur and markings, not a person.
Size: the person has a grown adult's real size, not the cat's size. The bucket reaches the person's knee, so they bend down to scoop. The camera may sit a little further back than in [Video 1] so the person shows from head to feet in the bathroom, the head never cut off by the top of the frame. Adult shoulders, arms and hands: never shrunk to the cat's size, never a child's body.
Shot 1 [0-7.3s]: one fixed wide shot of the bathroom. The person stands beside the pink bucket, scoops water with the dipper and raises it above their head, three times. Each time, as they tip the dipper, they lean their head and torso sideways so the water falls beside them onto the tiled floor, never on the person: they stay dry. From 6.5 s they stand still, hug themselves with both arms, shiver, and look at the camera with a serious, cautious face.
Shot 2 [7.3-8.1s]: hard cut, a close side view at the bathroom doorway: the person, arms crossed over the chest, walks out.
Shot 3 [8.1-11s]: hard cut, the bedroom seen from behind the person: they walk to the bed, lift the beige quilt and dive under it, and the quilt falls over them.
Anatomy rules: exactly one person, one head, two hands with five fingers each. No animals, no extra people. Real live-action footage. No dialogue throughout the entire video. No background music. No text, no captions, no logos, no watermark.
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