A funny car clip filmed like a real phone video, photorealistic, natural colors, warm golden light. Not CGI.
The driver, behind the light-blue wheel, is the person in [Image 1], in every frame: copy the exact face from [Image 1] (the face shape, eye color and eye shape, eyebrows, nose, mouth, skin tone, age, hair color, hair length and hairstyle, and any beard, moustache, glasses or freckles), with the hair and the clothes from [Image 1].
The front passenger is the person in [Image 2], in every frame: copy the exact face from [Image 2] (the face shape, eye color and eye shape, eyebrows, nose, mouth, skin tone, age, hair color, hair length and hairstyle, and any beard, moustache, glasses or freckles), with the hair and the clothes from [Image 2].
The back-seat mate, leaning forward between the front seats, is the person in [Image 3], in every frame: copy the exact face from [Image 3] (the face shape, eye color and eye shape, eyebrows, nose, mouth, skin tone, age, hair color, hair length and hairstyle, and any beard, moustache, glasses or freckles), with the hair and the clothes from [Image 3].
If an image shows an animal, it stays that animal, upright in its seat. Never blend their faces, never swap their clothes. Each face stays the same from the first frame to the last, so their friends recognize them at once. Never morph.
The place: a small, old, boxy 1980s three-door hatchback with a stripped interior: a bare metal roll cage behind the front seats, black racing bucket seats with harness belts, a painted teal-green dashboard, and a small, chunky light-blue padded steering wheel; outside the windows, a quiet red-brick suburban street of semi-detached houses in warm late-afternoon sun.
The shots, cut on the beat, all from the front through the windscreen, so all three faces stay large and sharp:
1. 0-2 s: a wide front view: the driver grips the wheel, all three stare ahead with dead-serious faces while the beat builds.
2. 2-4.5 s: the bass drops. All three head-bang hard in sync, fast deep nods; the passenger slaps the dashboard, the back-seat mate drums on the headrests.
3. 4.5-6.5 s: a closer view of the driver head-banging, mouth open in an amazed "ohh", the face sharp between the nods.
4. 6.5-8.5 s: a closer view of the passenger and the back-seat mate head-banging, arms out on the beat.
5. 8.5-10 s: the wide view: all three stop dead on the last beat, look into the lens and point at the camera together with a slow, cool nod.
Audio: an original fast 1990s jungle and drum and bass style track: a quiet build for the first 2 seconds, then a huge, deep bass drop at 2 s that keeps pumping to the end, with the hum of a small engine under it. No dialogue, no lyrics, no singing.
Exactly three people in the car, nobody else. One steering wheel, no extra limbs. No badges, no logos, no brand names and no text anywhere: not on the wheel, the seats, the belts, the dashboard, the windscreen, the sun visor or the car. No subtitles, no watermark.
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