The famous restaurant booth meme "I thought we were having a nice date", like a real film scene: a date at night in a dim restaurant, the two sitting across from each other in a dark red leather booth with a candle, warm amber lamps, other diners blurred far behind. Photorealistic, natural skin and colors, film grain, shallow depth of field. Vertical; close-ups keep each face large and sharp.
THE STAR is the person in [Image 1], on the LEFT: the one who laughs, stands up and then breaks down crying. In every shot, copy the exact face from [Image 1] (the face shape, eye color and eye shape, eyebrows, nose, mouth, skin tone, age, hair color, hair length and hairstyle, and any beard, moustache, glasses or freckles), with the clothes from [Image 1].
THE DATE is the person in [Image 2], on the RIGHT: the one who asks "What?" and pleads "We are, sit down". In every shot, copy the exact face from [Image 2] (the face shape, eye color and eye shape, eyebrows, nose, mouth, skin tone, age, hair color, hair length and hairstyle, and any beard, moustache, glasses or freckles), with the clothes from [Image 2].
Both are adults. If an image shows an animal, that one is that animal with its own face, fur and markings, sitting upright on the seat.
Who is who comes ONLY from the photos, never from gender. Never swap or blend them; each face stays the same in every frame. THE STAR looks RIGHT, THE DATE looks LEFT, at each other, never into the lens.
THE SHOTS, each a hard cut:
1. 0-2.5 s: an extreme close-up of THE STAR, head tilted: a sly smirk, "No, no, no...", then a giggling grin, "No, no, no, no."
2. 2.5-3.7 s: THE DATE, chest up: baffled, eyes wide, brows raised high, a beat of silence, then: "What?"
3. 3.7-5.2 s: THE STAR from a slightly low angle: the head tips back in a big open-mouthed laugh: "No, no, no, don't do that!"
4. 5.2-6.8 s: a wide shot of the booth: THE STAR has stood up at the LEFT end of the table and looks DOWN at THE DATE, who looks UP. THE STAR, with a sweet, too-bright smile: "I thought we were having a nice date."
5. 6.8-8.3 s: THE DATE from a slightly high angle: leaning forward, one hand reaching out, brows knitted, pleading: "We are, we are, sit down."
6. 8.3-12.4 s: a close-up of THE STAR, eyes down on THE DATE: a hurt, confused little smile, "Why does it matter?", then the face CRUMPLES on "I thought we were having a nice date!": the chin wobbles, the eyes flood, the mouth opens in a sob, tears on both cheeks.
7. 12.4-13.6 s: THE DATE, eyes glancing up at THE STAR: soothing and sorry: "We are, we are, we are."
8. 13.6-15 s: THE STAR sits back down, still crying, a shaky forced smile, then softly: "It's okay."
Audio: the two voices in natural English with exact lip sync, the giggles, the laugh and the sob, a quiet restaurant murmur. THE DATE speaks only in shots 2, 5 and 7. No background music.
Avoid: both faces in one close-up, a mouth moving when silent, extra people at the table, malformed hands, famous faces, text, subtitles, logos, watermarks, morphing.
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