Product: Groundwork, an eight-week beginner strength program (fictional)
[Kitchen, in a T-shirt, slightly out of breath, phone on the counter.]
"Day one I could do one press-up on my knees. One."
[Clip: a wobbly knee press-up, kept in, not flattering.]
"That is the actual footage from Monday and I am leaving it in."
[Holds a phone showing a session list.]
"Three sessions a week, twenty-two minutes each, two dumbbells and a chair."
[Sits down on the floor.]
"Thursday I did half a session and went to bed. The program says that is allowed, which is why I am still doing it."
[Back to camera.]
"Day seven, four press-ups. Nineteen dollars a month, cancel from the settings screen."
Spoken word count: 91. Runtime: about 29 seconds.