Product: Everweight Heavy Tee, 240 gsm (fictional)
[Hallway, plain tee on, hand on the hem.]
"Worn five times, not washed yet. I am washing it in this video."
[Close on the shoulder seam, then the collar, held still.]
"Two hundred and forty grams. Twin stitched here, and the collar is ribbed, not folded jersey."
[Drops it in a machine, closes the door, points at the dial.]
"Forty degrees, normal cycle, tumble dried, because that is what I will actually do."
[Holds it against a door frame with tape marking the original hem, then the collar again.]
"About a centimetre shorter. The collar did not roll and there is no pilling under the arm."
[Puts it on.]
"Thirty-eight dollars. I have thrown out four cheaper ones this year. Get the bone, not the white."
Spoken word count: 101. Runtime: about 29 seconds.