Product: Marlow Lane, Colombia, 340 g (fictional)
[Sits at a table, drinks, pulls a face immediately.]
"That is sour. Not bitter, sour. Like licking a battery."
[Holds a grinder up, points at the dial.]
"It is not the beans. My grind is too coarse, so the water ran straight through."
[Turns the dial two clicks. Grinds again. Brews again. Same bag in frame the whole time.]
"Same beans, same water, two clicks finer, ten seconds longer."
[Drinks. Nods once.]
"That is it. Sweeter, heavier, no bite at the end."
[Taps the bag.]
"If you own this grinder, start at eighteen. Bag is twenty dollars, roasted last Tuesday."
Spoken word count: 87. Runtime: about 28 seconds.