Product: Lick Slate, a silicone lick mat (fictional)
[Kitchen floor, phone propped against a chair leg, already recording. Packet tearing.]
[No speech. A terrier hears the packet, arrives, sniffs, backs off, comes back.]
[Spreads wet food across the mat with a spoon, presses it into the grooves, sets it down.]
"Two spoons of whatever he already eats. It just slows him down."
[Timer appears in the corner. The dog works at it, tail moving, unbothered by the camera.]
"Eleven minutes. He eats his dinner in forty seconds normally."
[Peels the mat off the floor, holds it up, then puts it in the top of a dishwasher.]
"Suction cups hold on tile, not on wood. Top shelf, comes out clean."
[Holds the mat.]
"Fourteen dollars. If your dog chews rubber, this is not for you."
Spoken word count: 79. Runtime: about 26 seconds.